so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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