Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
Randomize
