Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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