Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
so explain again why im purple
no
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
you mean i was at the winter classic?
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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