The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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