2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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