just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I did not marry a roomba.
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