i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just farted at work and tried to cover up the noise by shuffling papers around
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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