I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
my poor anus
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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