Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I didn't shave. On purpose
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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