So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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