Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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