I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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