Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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