Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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