is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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