her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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