I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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