do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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