a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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