good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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