I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
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