When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Text me some of your sweat
Randomize
