who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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