yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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