like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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