i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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