Only a mothe r could love this liver
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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