im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
sex in a hospital.. check
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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