im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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