Plan B is the new Plan A
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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