My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
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