he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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