Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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