This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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