People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
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