Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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