nutella sex= disaster
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
My vagina is officially offended.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Randomize
