Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
