I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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