I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
They left me at home... I'm a liability
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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