You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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