So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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