i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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