Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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