this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Randomize
