no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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