I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
My vagina just clenched in fear
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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