You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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