Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
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