HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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