i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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