if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
There r osticjed everywhere
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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