Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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