I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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